THERE IS NO TRIGGER GUARD YOU FREAKING MORON!
.50 caliber hand gun
This isn't an argument for gun control so much as it is an argument for dumb ass control.
Uh, hey genius. That's a pretty big bullet and it is gonna have a little kick.
I fired one of these once, but I did it with both hands in proper position and my father pushing on my shoulder from behind for extra support.
Uh, hey genius. That's a pretty big bullet and it is gonna have a little kick.
I fired one of these once, but I did it with both hands in proper position and my father pushing on my shoulder from behind for extra support.
Red Bull BC One
Well, these guys are pretty good. I mean, I did notice some "biters". A few of these guys were blatantly ripping-off my style and flow which I developed some twenty years ago on the hard rockin streets of Kankakee. They dance like they know the Kanka-to-the-Kee. They move like they got the K3 soul. But until they straight rock the Kank old school, they wack.
Studio 69 on Van Nuys Boulevard
Mad TV is truely a great comedy show. The made a great spoof of my favorite show: Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
Tip your dealer
I just got back from Las Vegas and I did well!
I won $900 yesterday which is less impressive when you consider the initial investment of $500. However, I lost almost everything on Saturday and then made it all back and then some on Sunday.
I could claim that talent was steering the ship. I think I actually made that claim after about 30 gin and tonics. I could claim that hitting on 18 with a 6 bust card was just the kind of chutzpah that would win the day. No. My dealers cheated for me repeatedly.
The dealers at the Palms Casino have a little mirror on their tables so they can check the status of their cards. They can see if their down card is a 10, a face card or an ace so that if they have blackjack, they can end the hand.
Thank you Jackie for not letting me stand on eighteen because you knew you had twenty. Thank you Andie for developing a loss of hearing when I asked for a hit that would have busted me. Thank you to Mia for splitting my cards and doubling down without my concent and always winning my drunk ass money. The tips, like the drinks, will keep on coming.
Oh, and Richard. You took all my money on Saturday. You laughed at none of my jokes. Your contempt for the entire table out shinned the blinking neon over head. Despite looking like Chris Elliot, you took all the fun out of blackjack. No tip for you cabin boy.
I won $900 yesterday which is less impressive when you consider the initial investment of $500. However, I lost almost everything on Saturday and then made it all back and then some on Sunday.
I could claim that talent was steering the ship. I think I actually made that claim after about 30 gin and tonics. I could claim that hitting on 18 with a 6 bust card was just the kind of chutzpah that would win the day. No. My dealers cheated for me repeatedly.
The dealers at the Palms Casino have a little mirror on their tables so they can check the status of their cards. They can see if their down card is a 10, a face card or an ace so that if they have blackjack, they can end the hand.
Thank you Jackie for not letting me stand on eighteen because you knew you had twenty. Thank you Andie for developing a loss of hearing when I asked for a hit that would have busted me. Thank you to Mia for splitting my cards and doubling down without my concent and always winning my drunk ass money. The tips, like the drinks, will keep on coming.
Oh, and Richard. You took all my money on Saturday. You laughed at none of my jokes. Your contempt for the entire table out shinned the blinking neon over head. Despite looking like Chris Elliot, you took all the fun out of blackjack. No tip for you cabin boy.
Oh, Iggy
"Nihilism is best done by professionals." - Iggy Pop
"What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen." - Iggy Pop
"I never believed that U2 wanted to save the whales. I don't believe that The Beastie Boys are ready to lay it down for Tibet." - Iggy Pop
"Look, you're here to see me, and I can't go on until my dealer is here, and he's waiting to be paid, so give me some money so I can fix up, and then you'll get your show." - Iggy Pop
"What did Christ really do? He hung out with hard-drinking fishermen." - Iggy Pop
"I never believed that U2 wanted to save the whales. I don't believe that The Beastie Boys are ready to lay it down for Tibet." - Iggy Pop
"Look, you're here to see me, and I can't go on until my dealer is here, and he's waiting to be paid, so give me some money so I can fix up, and then you'll get your show." - Iggy Pop
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