My tire was thumping.Card #2
I thought it was flat
When I looked at the tire...
I noticed your cat.
Sorry!
Congratulations on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your
husband.
Card #3
Congratulations on your promotion.Card #4
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.Card #5
Did you ever find out who the father was?
Happy birthday!Card #6
You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
Card #7
We have been friends for a very long time.Card #8
Let's say we
stop?
I'm so miserable without youCard #9
it's almost like you're here.
Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
'What the hell was I thinking?'
Card #10
I've always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love.
After having met you...
I've changed my mind.
Card #10
I must admit,Card #11
you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell
until I met you.
As the days go by,
I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to
ruin it for me.
