I am embarrassed that I have been following the most recent exploits of America's favorite trainwreck, Brittney Spears. I'm referring of course to her tragic performance at the MTV Video Music Awards and the subsequent backlash. I am summarizing the events as I have learned them and compiling a report for the time capsule.
So, first the performance:
Embarrassing.
Her act was then followed by the host, Sarah Silverman, giving the opening monologue. She piled on Britney beautifully. It was just like when she roasted Paris.
Ouch. But just maybe that will help Britney. A rumor that Britney saw Sarah practice her monologue before she went on to perform her song. Knowing that she was going to be a punchline in a little while, she was distracted.
Send in the clowns.
"She's a human!"
Anyway, Chris Crocker is now enjoying his 15 minutes of fame.
Jimmy Kimmel recently talked about him.
And then he appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel show to talk about Britney, his video and Sarah Silverman. In case you didn't know, Sarah Silverman happens to date Jimmy Kimmel.
I feel so superior to so many things right now.
