Movie 43

Holy Mohammed! This is the most offensive shit I've seen in a long time!



"[God] gave you a foot and a half dick. Dribble with that mother fucker."

Still laughing. Typing from the floor.

An Illini Fan in a foreign land

A recent Illinois graduate moved to Dearborn, Michigan for a job.

She had an apartment with a Michigan address, and she winced whenever she looked at her Michigan driver's license. When it came time to register her vehicle she had an idea. She'd get personalized plates and make things right.

The personalized license plate for her car arrived, and she beamed as she installed them. She was so proud she sent an instant message to her father right away.

He too was a proud Illinois alumnus.

"Daddy," she typed. "I'm so excited! I got new, personalized plates for my car today. They're University of Michigan plates!"

''WHAT?" he replied. "You have to be joking!"

''Nope, I'm totally serious. Let me send you the image."

Her father couldn't stop laughing after he viewed the picture of her car.

I don’t know what the hell is going on here

Tacos? Underwear? Is that the White House with the Mexican Flag on it?
I found this on http://badpaintingsofbarackobama.com.

Sarah Silverman | Let My People Vote 2012 - Get Nana A Gun

More from our Jewish friend, Sarah.



"It's got a kick. Like your lemonade."

The Daily Show Wins Best Late Night Comedy Series (The Comedy Awards 2012)

Best acceptance speech ever.