In the spirit of the season...
Glowing piss? It looks like Santa has a venereal disease.
But seriously folks. Must Santa piss on Obama's name? Do we have to bring that malevolence into the Christmas holiday tradition of outdoor decorations? I bet there is a nativity scene to the left or right of this shot. I bet these are good Christians. We know they are good rednecks, that is, good at being rednecks.
Whatever. It's funny. It's stupid. The content of this family's character is on display.
And this is what it looks like when a tank fires at you.
A video uploaded to YouTube by a supposed Syrian rebel shows what it would be like to have T-72 tank fire directly at you. In the footage, viewers see a regime tank pull up to a rebel encampment, slowly rotate its barrel, and fire a shell directly at the camera.
Social Experiment
So, I put this video on and then left the room. My wife remained in the room and it was exactly 5 minutes before she mentioned the oddity that is this video.
The "trololo" guy and his song is a wonder in its own existence. The idea that one would take such a video and loop it seamlessly for the span of 10 hours... that is masochism the Marquis de Sade could not explain.
The "trololo" guy and his song is a wonder in its own existence. The idea that one would take such a video and loop it seamlessly for the span of 10 hours... that is masochism the Marquis de Sade could not explain.
The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates
Some people really think like this. They are so scared to offend the all-knowing, all-seeing Gawd Almighty, but then treat him like a schmuck of a jerk of an idiot with their "everything but" sex strategy. It's a pretty strange thing to do to one's self.
Chuck Norris is a pre-historic animal
Behold the Woolly Norris!
Brandon Bird is not political, but I am and this is perfect. Chuck Norris should be an extinct species of idiot.
I've heard of a lead foot, but...
I wonder if the geniuses know about the chemical reaction that occurs when concrete hardens. It gets really hot and burns. Also, the lack of oxygen to the skin and circulation of blood to the area are an issue. Concrete is poison that will make its way into the blood stream. This guy could lose that foot.
All in all, good prank from good friends.
Good thing the clubs are dark
Is the guy with the facial hair illustration wearing blush or is he embarrassed having recently become self-aware?
I could make some detailed joke about the other guy, but I'll skip to the end: he's orange.
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