SALAD DODGER - An excellent phrase for an overweight person.
SWAMP-DONKEY - A deeply unattractive person.
TESTICULATING - Waving your arms around and talking bullshit.
BLAMESTORMING - Sitting round in a group, discussing why a deadline wasmissed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps oneverything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success andadvancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimmingupstream only to get screwed and die.
CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.
(This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)
SITCOMs - Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops workingto stay home with the kids or start a "home business".
SINBAD - Single working girls. Single Income, No Boyfriend, and Desperate.
AEROPLANE BLONDE - One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a "black box".
PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronicdevice to get it to work again.
GOING FOR A McSHIT - Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention ofbuying food, you're just going to the bathroom. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a "McShit with Lies."
AUSSIE KISS - Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
MONKEY BATH - A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:"Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa! Aa! Aa!".
BEER COAT - The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3:00 a.m.
BEER COMPASS - The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival homeafter booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where youlive, how you got here, and where you've come from.
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