Marathon Time Calculator for Use on Planet Ryan


Paul Ryan is a liar. This isn't news, but when you serve up such a ridiculous whopper of comic book proportions, you need to take notice.

He told Hugh Hewitt that he is one of the fastest people in the world.
HH: I’ve just gotta ask, what’s your personal best [time running a marathon]?
PR: Under three, high twos. I had a two hour and fifty-something.
Geoffrey Mutai of Kenya holds the world's record of 2 hours, 3 minutes and two seconds. A little look back at recorded history, Paul Ryan has only run one marathon with a finishing time of 4 hours, 1 minute, and 25 seconds.

On the tail of that poop, a calculator has been created so that you can know what your running time is on Planet Ryan.

http://www.paulryantimecalculator.com/



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